Hannah & Juno

"I dare you to kiss Juno." 

"Why?" 

"Because I dare you to."

"But why?" 

"Because it will be fun."

"Fun for who?"

"C'mon. It's all part of the game. We dare you to kiss someone, and you do it. It's no big deal, like. Doesn't make you gay." 

"I know. I just don't see why it's a dare."

"Oh my God, Hannah, this is why people say you're no fun at parties. Let your hair down for once." 

"It is down." 

"For fuck sake. Figuratively. Jeez." 

"I just don't get why it's a dare. I kiss Juno all the time." 

"Wait, what?" 

"I said I kiss Juno all the time." 

"You "kiss" Juno... I ... what?" 

"Well, why wouldn't I? She is my girlfriend. We kiss. It's that kind of relationship." 

"Since when?!"

"Since the beginning of time and expressions of love between two people..."

"Since you've been dating?!"

"Oh... Six months.

"WHAT?!" 

"Yeah. She asked me if I wanted to go out with her as her girlfriend. I said yeah. 5 pm, October 11th." 

"... Oh." 

"Do you still want me to kiss her?" 

"... ... ... Yeah, alright."